TW: Stalking
Realistically, I would be WAY too scared and nervous to ever actually approach my f/o and would prolly just follow him around quietly. And that used to make me sad, until I realized that he would probably LIKE being stalked.
Like, he’s such a self obsessed horny bastard he’d eat up all that attention.
He’d prolly do really teasing shit to. Like, if he caught me peeking on him through his window, he’d pretend to not notice and immediately start getting undressed in the most flashy way he possibly can.
Or he’d notice me eavesdropping on one of his conversations so he’d put in a little comment like “Oh y’know I just love a man with {insert one of my traits}” just to fuck with me.
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today thank to @brandybradyrandyandyndy educating me on german pop culture, i was able to spot and recognize a legendary merch in my local target.. Die Maus... you always gonna be famous Die Maus..
"you are useless"
almost!
no person has a distinct purpose. we are beings not things
OH SHIT THIS... OHHHHHH YEAH YEAH THEM OHHHHH YEAHHHH
I think they maybe… y’know
"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.
You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.
tschick doodle dump from math class today (there’s another shipp-y doodle but i didn’t include it since i might redraw it digitally ;D)
"Mein Arm hing aus dem Fenster, mein Kopf lag auf meinem Arm. Wir fuhren Tempo 30 zwischen Wiesen und Feldern hindurch, über denen langsam die Sonne aufging, irgendwo hinter Rahnsdorf, und es war das Schönste und Seltsamste, was ich je erlebt habe. [...] Tschick hatte sich auf seiner Seite auch aus dem Fenster gehängt und steuerte den Wagen mit der rechten Hand eine kleine Anhöhe hinauf. Es war, als ob der Lada von alleine durch die Felder fuhr, es war ein ganz anderes Fahren, eine andere Welt. Alles war größer, die Farben satter, die Geräusche Dolby Surround, und ich hätte mich, ehrlich gesagt, nicht gewundert, wenn auf einemal Tony Soprano, ein Dinosaurier oder ein Raumschiff vor uns aufgetaucht wäre."
Tschick - Wolfgang Herrndorf
𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖙 '𝖊𝖒 𝖜𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗, 𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍 '𝖊𝖒 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖙, 𝕷𝖊𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊
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