Me When I'm Huh???

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

they are going to beat your ass

Knight mworrp

despair

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

save me bitching

Just started tears of the kingdom and all I can think of is link when he wakes up in a mysterious cave, butt naked and without any weapons with a disembodied voice guiding him:

Do shrimp submas 🦐🚂

-☕

Your wish is my command

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?