“you Should Be The Bigger Person” Absolutely Not. I’m Cursing His Entire Bloodline.

siffrin pov

I think meta knight would make a dodgeball sound if you kicked him

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

hands you a litwick as you... scroll past... um...

ingo... i do not think that is a good idea... ingo you might get people hurt. ingo please. it is not funny. ingo. ingo.

hungry knights

hands you a joltik as you scroll past

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa