Mythighost - Slightly Better Than A Chicken Sandwitch

Seasonal leaf dogs

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

so you’re telling me ghost might be doing a cover of phantom of the opera? if it’s the musical version and not the iron maiden song i will actually ascend to another plane of existence PLEASE BE THE MUSICAL

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

Hornet has a phase where she only lets Herrah and Holly carry her (and refuses to be put down)

Og sketch^^^

Human designs because i'm obsessed :]c love love love the idea of Hornet demanding uppies and Hollow not even hesitating because clearly. That was an order and not of their free will

Bug pile

pokemon fag and pokemon dyke