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Auto correct where were you???? Fails me only when km texting the cute girl who is bringing me tacos

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

Me and my dog + getting lost here 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Johannes Andersson

i made this months ago and only posted it on twitter because i forgot

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

Ohhhhhhh ok so I was not expecting that to happen uhhh now I feel bad about talking shit about his mullet

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

A COMINT !!

we get one life and i was born a lesbian. thank god.