Yes, I Too Cant Remeber How Many Times I Was Naked.

I’m sorry. Did I step on your moment?

Natasha Romanoff in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

SHIT WRONG BLOG IM AN IDIOT

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 11/?

*beach day, everyone's in the water*

Luther and Diego: *trying to drown each other and spraying water at each other*

Five: *dives and touches everyone's legs, pretends it was fish*

Vanya: *vibes with the waves, doing her best not to drown*

Allison: *constantly complaints about seaweed sticking to her feet*

Luther: *while fighting Diego* OH GOD DIEGO YOU KICKED ME IN THE NARDS

Diego: FUCK YOU IT WASN'T ME

Allison: FIVE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TOUCH MY FEET ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RUMOUR YOU TO DROWN YOURSELF

Five: *laughing in the distance*

Vanya: umm guys can someone please push me closer to the beach? I'm kinda drifting away... Anyone?

Klaus: how am i the only functional adult left in this family? I mean this is rock bottom for y'all.

Ben: *sipping piña colada, completely unaware of the chaos*

Eve +her button ups with the sleeves rolled up

I GOT MAD SCIENTIST THIS IS PERFECT

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

Best thing that happened to me all week:

I played a 5sos song and two of my friends said "i love this band!"

okay but rb if your account is a safe space for intersex people

“The more you know” with Justin H. Min

i AiNt GoT nO sLeEp CuZ oF yALL, yALL nEvEr gOnNa sLeEp CuZ oF mE

Me: I need a nap

Brain: *runs around screaming while banging pots and pans*

Me: 😩

✨ captain Raymond Holt is a top and it is not negotiable ✨