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4 years ago

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 11/?

*beach day, everyone's in the water*

Luther and Diego: *trying to drown each other and spraying water at each other*

Five: *dives and touches everyone's legs, pretends it was fish*

Vanya: *vibes with the waves, doing her best not to drown*

Allison: *constantly complaints about seaweed sticking to her feet*

Luther: *while fighting Diego* OH GOD DIEGO YOU KICKED ME IN THE NARDS

Diego: FUCK YOU IT WASN'T ME

Allison: FIVE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TOUCH MY FEET ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RUMOUR YOU TO DROWN YOURSELF

Five: *laughing in the distance*

Vanya: umm guys can someone please push me closer to the beach? I'm kinda drifting away... Anyone?

Klaus: how am i the only functional adult left in this family? I mean this is rock bottom for y'all.

Ben: *sipping piƱa colada, completely unaware of the chaos*


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