Villanelle.

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?

Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??

Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.

It was never okay to let her go 

OMG I CANT BREATH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

I was rewatching The Bank Job, and Gina was seriously considering naming her child Mitochondria 

So according to the umbrella academy, the apocalypse didn't happen in 2019, but has anyone felt alive since?

Hi! If you get this, answer with three random things about yourself and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifications – Anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog! :)

ooooh i like this, thank you!!

I have really good but on the same time absolutely terrible memory. I remember birthdays and addresses and random details of people i haven't met in years, and just random numbers cuz why not, but i have no idea what my mom asked me to do 15 seconds ago or what subjects i need to review before an upcoming test. Super odd but i like it

My birthday is coming soon! June 19th!! I'm really excited

My goal is to win the Nobel prize in chemistry or medicine, i don't know for what yet but i believe i can make it work!

Tell me stuff about you!!!

Feel free to ask <3

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?

"Nobody's perfect."

Me:

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.

i just love happy