OMG I CANT BREATH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

So i just read Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

Guess who has a new fandom

You got a nice couch man

oh my god sebastian stan man you’re looking good man oh man let me tell you something you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies look at that pow pow pow pow pow

Yes, i too cant remeber how many times i was naked.

you’ve been naked more times than you can remeber

i was today years old when i read the original lyrics for smells like teen spirit and rape me from with the lights out

The childhood best friend who's been in love with the main character their whole life

You're a loyal person to the core, and probably a hopeless romantic as well. You're full of love for those you care about, and that's both your biggest strenght and weakness. You would do anything for them, even if it means hurting your own feelings. You will hide all your pain and your needs as longs as that means the rest gets to be happy. You biggest struggle is to clearly communicate your feelings, and you'll always try to avoid those conversations or pretend everything is fine (when it isn't). Remember you deserve to receive the same love you give.

Well damn you didn't have to call me out like that

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

Zoom meeting be like

A sailor that tryed to ask his crush to prom but got rejected

Who is this?

Wrong answers only :)

As a jewish and zionist, i fully support.

If you support nazis, think that jews are the source of the problems in the world or think israel shouldn't exist, please unfollow me right now.

Original post can be found here.

Gentiles are encouraged to read all the way through and reblog.

Quarantine mood is watching Netflix constantly until you start finding reference from one show in another.

For example, this happened to me today:

Me: *watching threat level midnight*

Michael: "my name is Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way"

Me: *salutes* major way

your precious heart, can't watch it break, so i close my eyes while you walk away

CALM aesthetic [11/12]: Lonely Heart - 5 Seconds Of Summer