David Castañeda Is The Mexican Tom Hardy.

omg oMG OMFG HEAR ME OUT .

a show about a queer vampire.

called DRAGULA

Alvaro as Poseidon

Ursula as Hera

Pedro as Hades

Esther as Demeter

Darko as Hephaestus

Jaime as Ares

MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN

I don’t know if there’s any Percy Jackson fans out there who has also watched La Casa De Papel, but...

Álvaro Morte as Poseidon?

I don’t know how to express how much I FEEL for Kenny because all he wants to do is play extreme guess who? with pictures of potential assassins and get to say [hacker voice] “I’m in” every once in a while but Eve’s queer ass keeps dragging him in the middle of her 60 min long winded [STORYTIME: I STABBED MY GF???: NOT CLICKBAIT] YouTube video that is her life meanwhile his mother is actively infiltrating Russian intelligence by getting her spussy (spy pussy) ate and the girl he has a crush on would LOVE to be infiltrated by Carolyn and the boy gets no mf rest… get him some tea please

SHIT WRONG BLOG IM AN IDIOT

I finished the show today and it's amazinggggg

Klaus and Diego are the best and they deserve so much better

SPOILERS:

Are they complete idiots??? You NEVER interact with people from the past that has something to do with your future!! That's time travel 101 for fuck's sake! Also what do you mean sparrow academy? Bitch wtf? Also BEN????

Hargreeves Siblings + Name Meanings

+ bonus 

Feel free to ask <3

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 11/?

*beach day, everyone's in the water*

Luther and Diego: *trying to drown each other and spraying water at each other*

Five: *dives and touches everyone's legs, pretends it was fish*

Vanya: *vibes with the waves, doing her best not to drown*

Allison: *constantly complaints about seaweed sticking to her feet*

Luther: *while fighting Diego* OH GOD DIEGO YOU KICKED ME IN THE NARDS

Diego: FUCK YOU IT WASN'T ME

Allison: FIVE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TOUCH MY FEET ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RUMOUR YOU TO DROWN YOURSELF

Five: *laughing in the distance*

Vanya: umm guys can someone please push me closer to the beach? I'm kinda drifting away... Anyone?

Klaus: how am i the only functional adult left in this family? I mean this is rock bottom for y'all.

Ben: *sipping piña colada, completely unaware of the chaos*

Thor or rocket

#tag yourself i’m tony stark

Wait i rewatched it (again) and she also said i love you to marcus!!!

Rosa Diaz said the words "I love you" to five people:

Her mom

Her dad

Her dying grandpa

Adrian Pimento

And Amy Santiago.

This was ghostwritten by Jim Halpert

Saying “f**k” whilst having sex is the same as shouting “parkour!” When doing parkour