I Know This Is Serious But I Swear Some Of The Note Are Killing Me Lmao

happy 4/20 day everybody!

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ORIGINAL MEME: DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND

THIS VERSION: MISSADLER221

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 15/?

Jake: ok Rosa now you go. Hitchcock, Scully and Boyle's dad.

Rosa: oof... Okay fuck Boyle's dad, marry Scully and kill Hitchcock

Gina: damn that's nasty girl! okay mmm Amy: Obama, Trump and Putin.

Amy: hmmm that's so hard!

Jake: title of your sex tape!

Holt: *enters the room* what are you doing? What is this game?

Amy: fuck marry kill.

Amy: *realising what she just said and to whom*

Holt: why would you say the word fuck? There are much better words for it. Have sex, make love, bone, shag...

Jake: ok captain, who would you SHAG marry or kill: Obama, Trump and Putin?

Holt: well, I would kill Trump, marry Obama, and that leaves me with... Shagging Putin.

Everyone: *laughing their asses off*

holy shit theres a lightning storm outside its insane i fucking hate whatever version of winter this shit is

I ship them so much it's actually painfully beautiful to see them interact with each other

They’re playing our song. 

i did some shit i never should have done, i would do it over now

CALM aesthetic [3/12]: Old Me - 5 Seconds Of Summer

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ooooh i like this, thank you!!

I have really good but on the same time absolutely terrible memory. I remember birthdays and addresses and random details of people i haven't met in years, and just random numbers cuz why not, but i have no idea what my mom asked me to do 15 seconds ago or what subjects i need to review before an upcoming test. Super odd but i like it

My birthday is coming soon! June 19th!! I'm really excited

My goal is to win the Nobel prize in chemistry or medicine, i don't know for what yet but i believe i can make it work!

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ITS BEEN 27 YEARS SINCE THE 27 YEARS OLD MAN DIED.