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Purple Reign

When Purple Puma fans denounce Amethyst for breaking character, she decides the best course of action is to fake Purple Puma’s death. But when she’s later caught carelessly transforming back and forth into her wrestling alter ego, conspiracy theories develop and she learns a large chunk of her fanbase were members of a cult believing she was the reincarnation of an ancient Purple Puma deity. Will Amethyst be forced to totally come clean or can she keep the spirit of kayfabe alive just a little bit longer to appease the cult?

She was tired of people confusing delicacy with weakness. Sometimes fragile didn’t mean breakable. Sometimes the strong and fierce warrior was no other than the small girl hiding her tears away and smiling at everyone who had hurt her.

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“It’s such a pain!” One upset worker commented. “I’ll plan to go have a whiz at 3pm, and then we’re told there’s been another leak. It’s always right before I’m about to go! Just once I’d like things to go according to the planned schedule, y’know?”

We understand, unnamed Cartoon Network employee. We understand.

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The Government brings back trial by combat and televises it to earn revenue. The worse the crime, the more difficult the champion. You’re the government’s chosen champion to fight a tax evader who owes 40 million.

can i give up on the golden angel of jesus?

Greg’s still got it.

You go to bury a time capsule you made only when you go to bury it you find the same time capsule only older.