Undeadguy

50 days until Stormlight 5 or whatever

Amazon thinks I’m a luxurious wizard trying to get swole

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.

Scavengers Reign (2023)

So I just finished Oathbringer

men literally love dying on doomed sea voyages it’s so so cruel to keep them from dying on doomed sea voyages

bugs are always getting into something they shouldn't

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.