There’s Something Deeply, Fundamentally Wrong With You. Can We Kiss

‏ياخي وقفة احترام للملابس اللي ما تحتاج كوي

- moqtabasaty

One of the most important things I have learned today..

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine