Whilst You Were Exploring Each Others Bodies, I Was Exploring The Catacombs

Purrcussion

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your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

i relate to this so much

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

When your instinct just want you to let loose sometimes

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

I can't waste any time

sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower

and leave this dimension