Coyote fact ? Coyote facts ? A crumb ? Plwease ? Coyote ?
coyotes are naturally social animals, but their pack structure is a LOT looser than wolf packs are and so it's not at all unusual to see a coyote living and hunting alone!
but what IS unusual is that these lone coyotes will sometimes partner up with other animals for hunts who are... definitely not coyotes.
not even canines, in fact!
yeah that's right, sometimes a coyote will straight up find a fucking american badger and decide, HEYYO, it's the Burt to my Ernie! the Frog to my Toad! the Jelly to my crunchy-style Peanut Butter! let's go kill something together, new best friend.
and then they do.
the way it works is that the odd couple will find a group of burrowing prey animals, like ground squirrels or prairie dogs, and start digging them out of their holes.
the prey is confounded- if they break out of their holes and flee, the coyote will use its superior speed to run them down, but if they stay put, the badger is just going to pry them up out of the damp earth and eat them anyway!
WHAT'S A POOR GROUND SQUIRREL TO DO.
nothing. they just get eaten. badger/coyote duos are FAR more effective hunters than either animal could hope to be on its own.
“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
pray to your god that they may one day be yours
leave offerings of red wine and rotten cherries
rip their heart out and keep it safe in a bell jar
if they die, consume their decaying body so that they shall always be a part of you
alternately, you could taxidermy their corpse so that they can be born again.
I wondered how the Guillermo del Toro adaption of Pinnochio was going to do the Blue Fairy, and oh. Oh wow.
Oh wow.
'shut up' but like flirtatiously.
fuck it. am seeking new career as villainous animal sidekick
god dammit. every single short horror story audiobook thing on youtube is always titled the same fuckin way
but you know what. i wannna know whats near tower 14
“You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.”
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