This Week On #Fat Bear Friday, She May Not Be The Chonkiest But Bear 399 Has Beat All The Odds And All

learned the interesting but frankly horrifying fact today that, since army ants don’t have permanent nests, their queen has to travel around with them, but she’s still basically just a reproductive factory and doesn’t have any eyes so the regular ants have to lead her around like some kind of WH40K siege monster

emailing is a blood sport and i just won first kill

there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

Shoutout to the Azish Singers for gaining sentience and then immediately leaving and suing their enslavers for backpay. Iconic behavior, they should’ve gotten it.

I am 1% human and 99% tired

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain