Gandalf: Hmm, I Think The Shire-folk Need To Be Reintroduced To The Outside World… Gradually, Though,

the most romantic of pins

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

*thinks abt videogames*: now this is epic. I feel safe and warm and soft and happy. yes... this is good.

*Thinks about the videogame industry*: oh. oh no. Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! A thousand curses and devils

demons do live inside computers but its mostly low-level ones like imps and shit, so its probably fine

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

god dammit. every single short horror story audiobook thing on youtube is always titled the same fuckin way

but you know what. i wannna know whats near tower 14