Going To Need This Guy's Lawyer

Wow, Guillermo del Toro really said You know what my animated kid's musical needs? Catholicism. War. Death. Alcoholism. Fascism. Frankensteinian undertones. A haunting meditation on mortality and grief. Cate Blanchett making monkey noises. And he was so fucking right

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

before i watched the show i deadass thought hannibal was a dentist

he should have been. he could have gone on his crazy monologues and then been like “don’t you think?” while inspecting someone’s teeth and they’d be like mhmnhkhgdjfbhfjrh

honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

"I only wanted to bring you joy."

"And you did. You gave me such terrible, terrible joy."

-Pinochio (2022)

Hey yall. I'm not going to be okay. This line hit me like a hammer.

I am 1% human and 99% tired

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.