Laptop: PLEASE Place Me On A Hard Surface That Does Not Obstruct My Cooling Fan I Am Begging You
laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you
me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)
More Posts from Undeadguy and Others
a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Guide to Whole Foods
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
poetry is stored in the tags
everyone shut up ive been struck by the simple beauty of ordinary life
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“You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.”
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