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Helena + animal sounds

FUCKING DEAD

thinks about epsilon for a second

cries AND THEN COMES THIS FUCKING SCENE LIKE----

HELLO???? YOU TRYNA KILL ME OR SMTH??????????????????

me after hearing/seeing something mcr related in public

im calling this done

new thing i'm working on

t teacher: wh.

wahts fourty secen minus. s, minus fourty six

the educated, studious Gerard Way:

put on the new frank interview thinking i was safe.

then he played helena and i started crying

Guuuurl, you know my velocity makes you sweat...

Gerard's mom:  You don’t have to watch them 

Gerard: Things are better if I stay

Helena the Avenging Angel Acrylic on canvas 11" x14"

you must sever yourself from your fear

Can you hear me? Are you near me? 🥀

PLUTO Vol. 08

THE MOORSE-GOD FAMILY

Dove Cameron as Mal(eficent) Bertha

Sabrina Carpenter as Helena (mal's sister)(OC)

Angelina Julie as Maleficent

Cheyenne Jackson as Hades

Jake T Austin as Caleb(Hadie)(mals [and Carlos']brother)(OC)

𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗘𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀

“so long, and goodnight.”

RIP Helena, you would have loved Tumblr 😔

My campaign just ended, so now you guys have to see my sopping wet ugly lizard warlock who's patron is his ex-wife.

Autumn Sidewalk, Helena, Montana

Photograph of Helena - Ed Sheeran vs. My Chemical Romance (Mashup)

Photograph by Ed Sheeran vs. Helena by My Chemical Romance. Download here: http://www96.zippyshare.com/v/pOguX0ej/file.html Twitter: https://twitter.com/oneb...

y’all here me out this may seem like a weird mashup but it’s beautiful like the Helena vocals and the Photograph instrumental wow pure art™️

Evina: You underestimated just how much of an idiot you were dealing with.

Helena: No, I am pretty aware.

Helena: Y/N look.

Helena is holding a small cat between her fingers

Y/N: Babe...we already have five other cats.

Helena: Then let's make it six. :bright smile:

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: This is the last one.

Y/N: You said that AFTER you found Aspen.

Helena: Personally, he begged to stay and I can't say no to a sad cat's face.

Y/N: :sigh: Okay...okay. Last one.

The Next Week

Helena: Okay, you cannot tell me this isn't cute.

A huge dog walks in behind Helena

Y/N: Babe! You said Pyra was the last one!

Helena: She was the last one!

Y/N: Helena! There is a WHOLE Bullmastiff dog behind you!

Helena: His name is Ollie.

Y/N: Jesus Christ...

Locker Room Talk Pt.15

The Ultimate After Workout Locker Room Talk

Amara walks into the locker rooms first in a bra and white short with after an amazing gym session. Her face is slightly pink and her skin is dripping with sweat.

Amara: That was a good session everyone

Aurora and Ranza walk in side beside in white bra's and red shorts, matching. While Ranza's hair is up in a ponytail, towel around her shoulders, Rory's hair is down and her towel it slung over her shoulder. Both of them have bandages around their hands.

Aurora: I need a cold shower- The fuck-

Ranza: I agree with both Amara and Aurora.

Helena's hair is in a high bun and her bandages are still tied around her hands. She is just as sweaty. Instead of shorts like the rest of them, she's wearing light grey sweatpants.

Helena: I have to agree it was a satisfying session.

Nora groaned walking in, holding the towel around her neck. Her hair was messy and she was POURING sweat from training with Helena. The bandage still on her hands. She sits against her locker, pouring water down her body as she talked...Almost everyone staring at her.

Nora: You say that because you won every time!

Helena: I'm skilled at what I do. But you'll get there.

Jessa bumped Lorelei's shoulder, smiling. They're almost matching. Jessa's wearing Lorelei's baggy sweatpants and a dark blue bra. Lorelei is just wearing white bra and brown shorts. Both of them are raining sweat, Lorelei's hair's a mess but Jessa still wants another round.

Jessa: I need a redo!

Lorelei: Starlight...you lost five times...

Jessa: So?! Gorgeous, I deserve to win a round.

Mackenzie and Revi are the next couple to enter the locker room. Mac is sweating a river while Revi is as energetic as always. Mac is wearing a white bra and green shorts.

Mac: I'll let you run with me under the full moon tonight...I promise it's amazing.

Revi: I bet it is.

Mac: But a cold shower does sound good right about now.

Revi: Agreed.

After losing to Nova repeatedly Madison's skin is sleek with sweat. Nova is sweating as well, but not as hard as Madison. Nova wears her regular black bra and shorts and Madison is wearing a dark magenta bra and black tight sweatpants.

Nova: You did good today.

Madison: You did even better. Taking me down time after time.

Nova: It's nothing compared to how you lasted longer than anyone else I've dueled.

Madison: I'm free after a meeting...Want to get some extra training in?

Nova: Of course ^^

Ruelle and Vinca walk in, side by side. Ruelle yawns and scratches her bare stomach. Vinca rolls her eyes.

Vinca: You cheated.

Ruelle: Not cheating if I'm using my resources.

Vinca: Who told you that.

Ruelle: Mistress Xenia.

Vinca: She...surprisingly isn't wrong.

Zhora walks in last and heads straight to the showers. Her skin extremely damp and her hair uncomfortably messed up.

After After Math

Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses

Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts

Helena: That's still breaking and entering!

Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.

Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.

Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?

Helena: And he has slaves!

Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.

Helena: So he pays them?

Y/N: ...

Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.

Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?

(One of my friends and I collabed on this)

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...

Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.

Locker Room Talk Pt.7

Vinca: These heels hurt like a bitch...

Runa: Then why do you wear them?

Helena: I'm thinking it's to make her taller.

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: You didn't ask the question.

Runa: I did ask the question...

Vinca: *sigh* It's whatever...I just want to be a bit taller.

Helena: Vinca, those are six-inch heels...I would be concerned if your feet didn't hurt.

Vinca: So? Six-inch pumps or not, my feet shouldn't hurt.

Runa: Don't you complain about those heels all of the time?

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: She does. She chose to complain to us this time.

Vinca: Are you ignoring me?

Runa: No. Just whenever you choose to be an ass we don't respond to you.

*Helena silently chuckles*

Vinca: You know what? I have better things to do.

Runa: Oh? Like Joan?

*Helena snickers as Vinca growls under her breath. Helena grabs her sword*

Helena: I have to train. Tell Joan I said Hi.

Locker Room Talk Pt.6

Amara: I left my sword in someone's purse.

Nora: Amara...I don't think that's how this world works.

Helena: Nora is correct on that point.

Onyx: Yeah, I have never seen anyone stick a sword in a purse.

Nora: I surely wouldn't, I personally prefer a satchel.

Helena: Same here.

Amara: I have the same preference with bags.

Onyx: I like purses!

*Beat of silence*

Onyx: You saw Amala right?

Helena: Please do not bring up Amala.

Onyx: Alright then! Better topic of conversation!

Nora: Mhm?

Onyx: So...No one is going to talk about how Nova walks around in on-brand crop tops and baggy sweat pants.

Amara: Comfort clothes? I don't see what's wrong about walking around the dorms in comfort clothes.

Onyx: Not the clothes, Amara...THE ABS!

*Nora coughs*

Nora: Glad I'm not the only one staring.

*Everyone bursts into giggle*

Amara: Okay, okay. But can we please talk about Helena and her independent walk?

Helena: Isn't gossip supposed to be when the person isn't around?

Onyx: It's not gossip...it's complements.

Nora: Agreed, the way you sway your hips when you walk is something no one in this sorority can ignore.

Helena: I don't understand...

Onyx: You are sexy as fuck! No one disagrees.

*Nora and Amara hum in agreement*

Helena: O-oh...Thank you.