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obsessed with the idea of reality tv in star wars...imagine there being a Real Huttwives of Tatooine show. the jedi order has to fend off constant requests to have a jedi appear on the Bachelor. Fancasts always include Obi-Wan and Kit Fisto. Anakin religiously keeps up with 36 different shows. Ahsoka once signs him up for the bachelorette as a joke, except it works, and then an unsuspecting Anakin has to field a Call from Padme about what her husband is up to. Space twitter has never been so disappointed when casting announcement is hastily retracted. Obi-Wan goes on the Great Coruscanti Baking Show once for charity but the episode never airs for reasons that are never explained. It becomes the holonet's white whale. Love Island except it's all wookies. Naked and Afraid but it's all shaved wookies. the possibilities are endless and i believe with enough effort and funding we as the sw fandom can explore each and every one
Rebel Kallus and Zeb
So since its Star Wars Celebration, Orlando is on right now (and I’m low-key salty I’m not there right now) I decided to finish up this piece I did shortly after Zero Hour. I can’t quite decide if Kallus is getting annoyed at the inaccuracies on the Holonet of a rebel attack or if he’s raging at the disorganisation of the Rebellion.