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Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice
Here's just a collection of thoughts about what kind of stories Ling has to tell. Orc War will be Chapter 8.
The Orc War: a dark story about the brutality of war, people's capacity for cruelty, and what happens when you push a good woman too far.
Cultural Transitions: "Be gay, do crimes" dominoes into two societies' revolutions. Big focus on the how the Vrow became less xenophobic.
The Godmother, or "Jevoi, We Have to Cook": Jevoi attempts to join the Mafeya.
Mother Fearest: Meet Ning; master assassin, Social Darwinist, overbearing mom.
Wizard Lizard and the Lizard Wizard: spelling errors drag Ling into her neighbor's own perilous life.
How I Met My Step-mother: Ning meets the love of her life due to her wild daughter's social strife.
Hara Kiri is Haram: Back in wizard school, Ling helped a suicidal samurai avenge her family.
Are You There, Goddess? It's Me, Jevoi: What's worse than puberty? DIVINE PUBERTY.
Succ You Bi: Young Ling is offered demon summoning powers in exchange for representing Hell in a debate and Ling learns her mother's darkest secret.
The Day the Sun Died: What drove Jevoi to ruin the world?