Karl Urban Brainrot Go Brrr - Blog Posts

JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE

need his tongue down my throat and his fingers in me while we hide in some dark alleyway

pussy slaps from him right after you wake up

TO ELABORATE ON YOUR MOST RECENT ASK REPLY, he would def be the type to tell you he loves you in the midst of absolutely wrecking you 🫶

he absolutely would throw out the most beautiful love confession of all time while being balls deep in you with his hands around your neck.

i don't make the rules

having the bily butcher brain-rot is funny cause one moment ill be like "i want him i absolutely want him need him to be mean to me and absolutely ruin me" and the next ill be like "i just want him to hold me in his arms as i sit in his lap and nuzzle my face into the crook of his neck bc he's giving me all these sweet compliments with his deep raspy voice and im getting all shy"

THIS

this is the essence of billy butcher brainrot

like i absolutely need him to be like that with me

and i know that he absolutely would be. He may be a cunt but he is a soft cunt at heart only for you

And you also never know when he will be soft or hard

One second he is fucking the living shit out of you, choking you and slapping your ass and the next he is giving you forehead kisses, telling you how pretty you look and how good you make him feel.

I need a man like him

he whimpers when you pull his hair

but also it riles him up so much that the nearest piece of furniture is broken and so are you, not being able to think, speak coherently or walk

but he also cuddles you afterwards, gives you forehead kisses and tells you how good you were

butcher loves when you sit on his face and i know it, he is such a sucker for it and i can't help but imagine the beard burns and his huge everywhere

THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

a girl calls a man 'pretty boy' and then you look, and it's just some 40 y.o guy covered in blood