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3 years ago

Bathroom safety tips:

1. Check temperature before getting into hot water

2. Be careful not to slip

3. Don’t ignore the prophecies the princess you just kidnapped keeps screaming about and leave the bathroom door unlocked so your vengeful and murderous wife can sneak in and cleave your head in half with an axe thus causing the cycle of vengeance to continue as your son now becomes obsessed with killing her and her new lover who is also your cousin

4. Don’t get into water with electricals


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