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*gets a call from my brother who's just started listening to Words of Radiance*
"Hey man What's up-"
"why the FUCK is Pattern such a little freak?"
[Sadeus] I’m going to take this from him. I’ll gaslight and gatekeep my way to the top and girlboss that throne right from under Dalinar.
[Adolin] Do you know what day it is?
[Sadeus] wha-
[Adolin, whispering] the ides of March
[Sadeus] *whimpers*
Happy stab-a-politician day to Adolin