Xbalanque Genshin - Blog Posts

Back with something y’all missed, at least I think so? I missed them…

Today’s Memes:

Og memes:

More Lils adventures (as @/radaedan nicknamed it)

Zero effort for Xbalanque cause I do NOT have a design for him

I was too lazy to add subtitles but the I got the audio from this TikTok 😁👍

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjfFjsJx/

I’m bored out of my mind in class right now so I decided to compose a small list of my biggest natlan “What if”s. Bare with me 🙏

Starting strong with what if Ixlel joined the natlan human gang. It technically could work if she foresaw the fate of tollan so what if she ran off. Not sure how big the age difference between the cousins (her and Och-kan have) but I like to assume it’s not too big so what if Ixlel and Och-Kan both were from the same human tribe

How much different would it be if Kukulkan was the one to get infected by the abyss instead of Xiuhcoatl. Would Och-Kan even exist. What if in this scenario, the lords were only created to help kukulkan and with each lord failing, Xiuhcoatl created another one (he still stopped at 13 cause it was getting expensive, lmao).

I’ve kinda talked about this but what if instead of admiration, Och-Kan felt unbelievable jealousy and hate. Xbalanque literally took everything from him, his BIRTH purpose, his father, like I’m just saying I would feel hatred like nobody before.

What if Och-Kan was never released to the humans. I know in the notes Kukulkan released him cause the lords wanted to kill Och-Kan but what if he was raised among the dragons. How different would the human gang be, would Yunpanqui have even joined?? OH BETTER YET, his hatred was turned on Humans for all THEY have done when they (if the narrative still went as it should) stormed Tollan, killing the lords.

I know the titles that the lords have are just titles but I like to believe are more significant then that where it be their purpose or a hit at their fates so what if the titles were switched around. (I mean the titles are LITERALLY their names too so there is NO WAY they are not important to the characters)

Ima stop here for now but guys, think about it. The butterfly effect and how different things could have turned out… I’m just saying.

We are kinda back!! I’m changing it to weekly memes this time I don’t get burnt out like before 😖

Anyway new dynamic drop (that I may or may not have been going crazy over), what do you guys think:

When my friend told me that Shinji and Kaworu were gay, I didn’t expect GAY. Like he showed up randomly and already confessed that he loves Shinji 10 minutes into the episode (his first appearance fyi).

WHERE DID HE COME FROM??? Reminds me of a certain someone who just happened to have also shown up from nowhere and steal the main character’s heart *cough cough Xbalanque*

Text memes are back:

OG memes:

Todays Meme is spreading some Mausau love cause he is amazing:

Og meme: (for obvious reasons I had to change the wording)