Just Took A Shit So Nasty I Had To Shower Immediately Afterwards

WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO HAVE A ERECT CHIKEN TENDER WITH SAUSE DRIPPING FROM THE TIP. WHO WENT I WOULD LIKE SOME CUMMY NUGGIES AND MADE THIS PACKAGEING. NO. ILLEGAL. IT'S EVERYWHERE. SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SIGNED OFF ON THIS. THEY DIDN'T SEE A PROBLEM. THEY REALLY WENT YUP LOOKS GOOD AND MOVED ON WITH THIER LIFE.

Drinking Piggly Wiggly water of unknown origin is like playing Russian Roulette. You can get pool water, water that was sitting outside to long on field day on the last day of school, Satan's toilet water, normal but slightly to the left, normal to the right, westbend, and slightly better than Dasani.

mint infused pads make it feel like your pussy knows how it feels to chew five gum.

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

does the meth affect the taste of the gator

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

See these hands. They've been in so many armpits.

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

who needs patterns I can learn to sew by force of will

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot