“So Twilight Is A Master Spy With Incredible Powers Of Deduction But He Can’t Figure Out That His

“So Twilight is a master spy with incredible powers of deduction but he can’t figure out that his wife is a notorious deadly assassin?” Uh yeah bitch it’s called being in love you should try it sometime.

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3 years ago
"What If We Rewrite The Stars? / Say You Were Made To Be Mine / Nothing Could Keep Us Apart / You'll
"What If We Rewrite The Stars? / Say You Were Made To Be Mine / Nothing Could Keep Us Apart / You'll
"What If We Rewrite The Stars? / Say You Were Made To Be Mine / Nothing Could Keep Us Apart / You'll
"What If We Rewrite The Stars? / Say You Were Made To Be Mine / Nothing Could Keep Us Apart / You'll

"What if we rewrite the stars? / Say you were made to be mine / Nothing could keep us apart / You'll be the one I was meant to find"

-James Arthur (Rewrite the stars)

3 years ago

little TRC headcanons

Adam has a terrible sense of direction. He gets his left and right mixed up if he’s not paying attention and it irritates the HELL out of him

Gansey HAS to write everything down. He can’t remember it other wise. Monmouth is filled with post its, some are duplicates. His school notes are practically the lecture word for word

Blue has a bad habit of standing on her toes when she orders food. It’s built from when she was too short to see over the counter and she can’t shake it (i get so say this bc i do this and i’m 5 feet tall)

Ronan flips over his cups when he puts them in the sink. His mom used to make him do it because he was really bad about putting half full glasses in the sink and milk would spoil

Declan uses an exfoliant on his hands after someone mentioned his pencil callous after a handshake.

Henry is the kind of person to use half a bottle of ketchup, forget he has ketchup, and buy more at the store. There are three open bottles in the fridge.

Noah is terrified of almost all bugs. It’s the only thing he and Ronan really argue about; to kill or not to kill.

Adam drums his fingers when he thinks

Ronan is a foot tapper. An against the metal leg of a desk foot tapper. It’s the no. 1 reason teacher don’t like him, despite his general Ronan-ness

Gansey can’t keep a cactus alive. He has not idea why. Logically, they are the easiest plant to care for, but he keeps killing them. ronan says it’s a metaphor

noah chronically loses pen caps. it’s the closest gansey has ever come to pure rage towards him

henry is unreasonably good with photoshop. he uses it for both good and evil

3 years ago

Gansey finds out his friends are smooching

Gansey Finds Out His Friends Are Smooching
1 year ago

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

1 year ago

My Love, you can rest now... You don't have to carry the world anymore and probably... Just probablt you'll be born as a normal civilian in your next life, so you won't have to bear the burden of the strongest.

3 years ago

when i say "romanticise the ordinary" i don't mean "hide all aspects of your life that do not fit under some kind of aesthetic" but rather "strive to find beauty in all the little things because i promise you, happiness can be found everywhere"

3 years ago

school started life sucks and i dont have time for anything THE MOODBOARD

School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
School Started Life Sucks And I Dont Have Time For Anything THE MOODBOARD
11 months ago

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

The Thing About Professor Utonium Is He Didn't Accidentally Create 3 Daughters, He Purposely Created

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

3 years ago

im curious about what made you you. im curious about your taste in music. im curious about the way your mind thinks. im curious about how your body likes to be touched. im curious about your late night thoughts and how they make you feel. im curious about every single thing about you.

1 year ago
Historians Would Call Them Best Friends

historians would call them best friends

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