Can The Cost Of Living Like... Chill

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Me in fourth grade: I am a god above you all. I have a twelfth grade reading level. I'm one of the two biggest readers in school and everybody knows it. This book? Yeah, I started it yesterday. I finished it today. Yeah it's 600 pages, what about it? You fools are nothing compared to me.

Me now: I can only read fanfiction and comic books. I can't even reread my favourite books. Actually starting a new book? Not happening. Reading is still my favourite activity but I can't do it. I am physically incapable of reading more than ten pages. I had to google how to spell twelfth. My favourite books are all over 1000 pages send help.

“Stay afraid but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.”

— Carrie Fisher

give them back to me

I know you’d never believe this by looking at me right now, but I used to get picked on at school too. They’d call me weird. Uh, I was weird. Fun weird.

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) S01E18: Starry Night

“So Twilight is a master spy with incredible powers of deduction but he can’t figure out that his wife is a notorious deadly assassin?” Uh yeah bitch it’s called being in love you should try it sometime.

the gansey family plate discourse makes me laugh SO hard every time i read it and i never see anyone talk about it so here’s a post dedicated to the line “do you have any idea why your sister purchased that hideous bronze plate for three thousand dollars? is she angry at your mother? is she trying to play a practical joke?”

“So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”

— Jorge Luis Borges, After a While