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This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

"Remember the Innovators competition?"

"I remember you,"

Hi so what do you mean the innovators competition that au ekko and powder danced and fell in love in is the same one jayce and viktor went to in the canon universe haha what do you mean. haha what do you. what do. you.

tiktok credit to: @naxa._439 (if anyone wants to make a fic based on this PLEASE im begging u)

I was looking at arcane art and I was like wow what is this show and why is the art so good so I started watching the show and not only am I now traumatized I’m starting to realize those freakishly good paintings were coping mechanisms 😭😭😭 and now I’m hooked am I cooked chat

Aziraphale Sober:

A: Crowley I really do appreciate you and all you do for me. I want you to know that I care about you too and will be your friend and partner till the end. I love you then, now, and forever, and nothing can change that.

C: I…love you too…Angel…thanks.

Aziraphale Drunk:

A: Nice ass, now fuck me.

C: OH GOOD GOD-

Crowley Sober:

C: Fuck you. I hate you.

A: I love you too, dear!

Crowley Drunk:

C: Aziraphale, I have fallen for you. I fell helplessly in love with you the first moment I saw you. Your beautiful eyes send shivers down my spine and your hair looks like the heavens. You are kind, sweet, funny, and caring. But most of all, you didn’t care that I am a demon. I want to give you the world and more. You are my guidance and my temple. I adore you and follow you, and will continue to do so till the day I no longer exist. Even I were to fall as ashes, they would burn bright with the flame of my love for you. What I’m trying to say is I love you. I love you more than anything in this universe. I hope one day that we’ll have children of our own, and they see what real love is. If I have to say this until my last breath I will, but I, Anthony Crowley, love you, Aziraphale, my angel,my love,my life. I wish I could explain how wonderful you are. How your very presence makes me feel safe. How your smile makes me fall more for you. You didn’t do anything to make me fall in love with you, I fell in love with you because you were yourself. I love you for everything you are. Perfectly flawed and perfectly you. If forever does exist, please let it be you.

A: I don’t know this man.

:/

Murri Crisis, hapi holandes!

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Ah shit. Here we go again, Neil Protection Squad.

I'm a sucker for fucked up relationships. Unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.

If you take a look at most Greek/Roman myths plus their attributed stories, plus all the shows and books based off of myths, we cannot see that everyone agrees Hermes is just a really nice guy. Like, maybe Apollo hates him for stealing his cattle when he was a baby, but he’s just a silly guy with a silly hat and a silly stick.

The last one is so Hermes-coded istg—