Cordelia: I Made A Marshmallow Alastair, See? His Arms Are Crossed Because He’s Mad At All The Other

Cordelia: I made a marshmallow Alastair, see? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Alastair, clearly emotional: It’s okay

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