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Depressed teens obsessed with daggers and reading: *exists*

Loki, Cardan Greenbriar, Thomas Cressworth, Peeta Mellark, Will Herondale, James Heeondale, Jem Castairs, Percy Jackson, Reid Diggory, Remus Lupin, Ben Solo, Nikolai Lantsov, Kaz Brekker: I was made for loving you baby

When someone asks who my bf is

Well, that kind of depends... some times it's Rhysand, other times it's Rowan. And then every other Monday is one of the Herondales. Oh no, Lightwoods are on Mondays, Herondales are on Tuesdays. And occasionally, Aleksander Morozova, he usually goes by The Darkling. Either Daniel Altan Wing or Four once a month... and Maxon too if he has the time.

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

Jem: What’s for dinner?

Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise

Jem: Is it soup?

Will: I soup-pose it could be

Jem: Enough with the soup puns!

Will: You never soup-port my jokes

*five minutes later*

Jem: It's FISH

Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.

Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!

Jem: That’s… that’s not good…

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

Kit: Hey, hey, hey

Ghost!Will: Kit, stop it, I’m serious-

Kit: I’m dancing on your bridge!

Ghost!Will: Just listen

Kit: fuck yOU goat man!

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?

Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?

Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.

Will: It’s true!

Will: *grabbing Jem*

Jem: Wait-

Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*

Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.

Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet

Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute

Will: How do you always know when I’m sad?

Jem: Well, you look sad and you haven’t said anything mean to Gabriel for like 3 hours.

Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”

Charlotte: Will, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Will: Yes, and I did!

Charlotte: I meant an object, not Jem

Jem: You’re right

Will: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you, my beloved parabatai. Did you just learn it?

Jem: You didn’t let me finish

Will: I had a hunch

Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.

Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER

Any main TSC couple:

Magnus:

TSC books: A summary

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

*after a few dates with Cecily*

Gabriel: Gid, what do you think of Cecily?

Gideon: I think you should marry her, brother!

*later that day*

Gabriel: Well, I don’t know if I’ll regret this sooner or later, but I followed your advice and now I’m engaged to Will.

Tessa: Happy Birthday, Will! I got you a present!

*Jem walks through the door*

Will: OHMYGOD you got me JEM?

Tessa: No, no. It’s this book-

Will, through tears: HE’S PERFECT, TESSA, I LOVE HIM! Thank you!

Kit: Please, don't do this to me!

Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*

Kit, crying: Please, stop-

Will: I’d like to phone a friend

Game show host: I haven’t asked you the questions yet-

Will: I know, I just miss Jem already