Will [every Time He’s Broke]: I’d Be An Amazing Prostitute

Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute

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4 years ago

Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

Jem: What does that even mean?

Will: They’ll know.

Jem: I highly doubt that.

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5 years ago

Will: If you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you?

Gabriel, wiping over his face: Where? Did I get it?

Will: Oh, no, not now. It was last week.

Will: I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring.

Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Police Officer: Turn around

Matthew: 🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round 🎵

Police Officer: TURN AROUND

Matthew: 🎵 Every now an-

Matthew: *gets tased*

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.

James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?

Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!

Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]

Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?

Kit: Sorry

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4 years ago

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

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3 years ago

Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy

Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

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