Will: I Don’t Play Favorites

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

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First day at the Shadowhunter Academy

Matthew: Hey. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Matthew.

James: Hi. I’m disgusted.

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3 years ago

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus: You’re late

Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: MOVE!

Charles: You have room!

Matthew: No, move out. You're like forty!

Charles: ...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Alastair: Damn right, I'm pretty

Matthew: I said "petty"

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.

Henry: Where else to put your milk?

Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.

Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.

Henry: I probably should write that down...

Everyone else:

Henry: Do You Want A Cup Of Tea? Milk Is In The Fridge.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

Christopher: I’m scared

Gabriel: Your mom said to go to bed.

Christopher: But there’s a monster under my bed!

Gabriel: Is it scarier than your mom?

Christopher:

Christopher: *goes back to bed*

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4 years ago

Julian: It's really cold outside.

Kit: Just like my heart.

Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

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3 years ago

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

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