Lina-suniverse - Lili

First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with them—just my personal opinion!

Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.

Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasn’t a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.

Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.

Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.

I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.

This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.

The fact that she is not the tallest didn’t help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, “So, have you considered that you are the problem?” to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if it’s supposed to promote support for women's rights.

So since Brain Goblin never freed me to begin with, I need to yap.

MADDIE OF MY FLYING FUCK MADDIE NOLEN. I LOVE HER.

Characters who look all cutie patootie and innocent but actually are FUCKING EVIL, LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEART. AND SHE IS A FUCKING SPY TOO, LIKE, BITCH SHE IS A FUCKING SPY, SHE IS SO WILY, IT'S GORGEOUS.

I love her stupid bob; YOU CAN TELL this woman IS NOT FROM PILTOVER. No fucking WAY ANY HAIR SALON IN PILTOVER IS DOING THIS TERRIBLE OF A HAIRCUT. From the first look of the character, I could tell she is like... way too nice. WAY. It fell off from the beginning, and I was not wrong. The fact she almost killed Caitlyn is GORGEOUS. and ALSO the fact that Cait SUCKS SO BAAAD MEL NEEDED TO RUN AND SAVE HER??? MEL!!!!! I love her, just love her.

oops…

@lina-suniverse

Draw Maddie and Caitlyn’s kissing and my life is yours

Just for u

EAH MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD BUT MAKE IT YAOI MAAANNN

Mistletoe

And I wish y'all a Merry Christmas!! 💚

TW: Stalking

Realistically, I would be WAY too scared and nervous to ever actually approach my f/o and would prolly just follow him around quietly. And that used to make me sad, until I realized that he would probably LIKE being stalked.

Like, he’s such a self obsessed horny bastard he’d eat up all that attention.

He’d prolly do really teasing shit to. Like, if he caught me peeking on him through his window, he’d pretend to not notice and immediately start getting undressed in the most flashy way he possibly can.

Or he’d notice me eavesdropping on one of his conversations so he’d put in a little comment like “Oh y’know I just love a man with {insert one of my traits}” just to fuck with me.

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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

what an informative sign