Mythighost - Slightly Better Than A Chicken Sandwitch

made this yesterday out of boredom

enjoy

The Outer Rim

Guys I've COOKED

This was supposed to be the same redraw of the sprite as the previous one, but my hand had other plans) This is the sprite

everyone talks about the insane sweetness of candy corn and candy corn pumpkins but people rarely touch on the monument to confectionary hubris that is the cadbury creme egg

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

"love is the purpose for our existence!" for you maybe. i'm just here to get silly.

your brother who's been missing for over 2 years shows up at your workplace like this with his purple venomous cats, wyd?

what if pale king didn’t actually die, what if he was in some kind of hibernation state (until someone rudely woke him up)?

i imagine interrupting this process can cause some unpleasant side effects. maybe he lost some memories? maybe he has no idea what is happening and how much time has passed? who knows

was inspired by the fact that he disappears after you enter the throne room again, which yeah is probably just the game unloading unnecessary assets, but it’s not like that’s gonna stop me

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)