Everyone Talks About The Insane Sweetness Of Candy Corn And Candy Corn Pumpkins But People Rarely Touch

me when i'm huh???

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

Headcanon that whenever Martin's social battery runs out, he just involuntarily vanishes from existence until he could recharge again

Someone: hey can you give me some relationship advice?

Me who's aroace: Communicate.

Someone: I tried but it didn't-

Me: break up.

I have no vocal interface and I must scream

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

I've made it to The Radiance three times in a row and I'm terrified more than ever So, she's the stinky bastard of day five-

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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