Latest Posts by mythighost - Page 2

new sliver of straw theory: she went up

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

a drawing of The Fictional Man suffering can keep a guy going for 5, maybe even 10 more minutes

Do shrimp submas 🦐🚂

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Your wish is my command

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

judgement.

This took. 11 HOURS. SO LONG.

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

despair

leaked act 3 ending (real)

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

this meme is so niche

VIOLENCE

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

siffrin pov

JOINTS IS PAIN

JOINTS IS PAIN

JOINTS IS PAIN

dont worry it goes back like memory foam

bonus:

i love pokemon weird evolution gimmicks cuz like no the electric mouse can only become fucking massive on this one cursed island if you go too far to the left and hit france they get all mega and spicy instead. keep going to spain and they freaking crystalize yeah no it’s just like that

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

Can I even catch this in a Pokeball?

Elesa after getting cold at the function