The Internet HAS Been Turned Into A Series Of Easily Swallowable Pills For Quick Consumption And Standardization

the eternal struggle ...

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

fuck it. am seeking new career as villainous animal sidekick

a guide to obsession

pray to your god that they may one day be yours

leave offerings of red wine and rotten cherries

rip their heart out and keep it safe in a bell jar

if they die, consume their decaying body so that they shall always be a part of you

alternately, you could taxidermy their corpse so that they can be born again.

oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

demons do live inside computers but its mostly low-level ones like imps and shit, so its probably fine

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”