Every Year I'm Like. Surely There Can't Be MORE Meme Cats This Year, We've Had To Of Run Out Of New Unique

'shut up' but like flirtatiously.

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

the eternal struggle ...

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard)

Guide to Whole Foods

one of the funniest things in stormlight archive is that alethi women would often write side notes while men dictated the accounts and be like ''....ah yes, he says that now but its not true ...here's what really happened....(haha what an idiot).." and nobody would tell the men.

like yeah if you're illiterate you should suffer you imbecile.

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss