Took These From My Shit Posting TikTok, Maybe They'll Be Better Appreciated Here

So I just finished Oathbringer

انا لم أطلب هذا التاج قط الذهب بارد وثقيل على الرأس ولكن ما دمت الملك فعلى عاتقي واجب إذا كان واجبي أن أضحي بصبي واحد للهب لأنقذ مليونا من الظلام ، سأفعل التضحية ... التضحية ليست سهلة أبدا يا ( دافوس ) ، وإلا فهي ليست تضحية حقيقية https://www.instagram.com/p/BqSD6rDHAPKefFdD_zmozww44EH4vYJGe_zh380/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wyko1nuk3qag

Going to need this guy's lawyer

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

i can’t even quite articulate what it’s like to be socialized on tumblr from a teenager to adulthood without sounding insane…. it did a lot of damage to me unquestionably but also i genuinely feel like I Am Built Different than my peers who did not have that same experience. actually you know what it’s literally just the blade runner ‘i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, moments lost in time like tears in rain’ speech….i am cringe but i am free

Ottoman yataghan from the Court of Suleyman the Magnificent, 16th c, workshop of Ahmed Tekelü (possibly Iranian, active Istanbul, ca. 1520–30), steel, walrus ivory, gold, silver, rubies, turquoise, pearls, gold incrustation on the blade depicts combat between a dragon and a phoenix, gold-inlaid cloud bands the ivory grips.

touching grass is not enough. i need to touch yellowstone’s superheated prismatic acid pool 

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser