Simple People.

How did Zuko get into the mountaintop air temples????

This is something that still baffles me to this day, because to my recollection Zuko never had one of those tanks that could climb up the mountain side. He also didn’t have access to the war balloons. To my knowledge he had two ships, a full crew, and a temper. But it was clearly stated that Zuko had searched all the air temples first, before venturing out to search the rest of the world. He is in the South Pole when he discovers Aang, so he had already searched the air temples. Aang mentioned that it is near impossible to access the air temples unless you have a way to defy gravity.

So I guess what I’m really asking is,

DID 13 YEAR OLD ZUKO CLIMB UP THE MOUNTAIN (with only basic climbing gear) OF EACH INDIVIDUAL AIR TEMPLE TO SEARCH FOR AANG?????

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

Gullfoss. South Iceland.

I had a wicked dream about BOTW2 last night. I don’t remember it all, but I scribbled up some of what I do remember.

Zelda went searching for Link after the ground collapsed, finds him hurt, and tries to tend to him. Then these, like, primitive guardians started to chase them.

Someone who killed a person in pre-historic times probably prevented millions of people from existing

Imagine post-redemption Azula putting as much cunning and effort into planning regular events as she did her evil schemes.

Azula, planning Sokka’s birthday party: This will be the best birthday party ever held! Children and adults alike across the world will quiver in awe for generations to come!

Azula: Ty Lee, rearrange those flowers at once! You’re disgracing Sokka, yourself, and most importantly, you’re disgracing me.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:

Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster. 

They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?” 

And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire. 

Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”

*Twilight and Wild after accidentally dropping Time's favourite pot off the balcony

Wild: What do we do!? What do we say!? 

Twilight: Alright, alright calm down! The important thing is we didn't hit anyone. 

Wild: Yes at least we have that, but how do we explain this!? 

Twilight: We just tell him what happened as clearly and rationally as possible. 

Wild: Right, right, rational! 

*Time walks in

Wild: OH MY GOD DID YOU FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE?!