Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.
Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.
Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?
Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.
Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?
Alec: I do not.
Isabelle: HEY!
Clary: Take me with you.
Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.
Matthew: And I started climbing down this fire escape.
Matthew: And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,
Matthew: so I did and I fell... onto him.
Kit: Please, don't do this to me!
Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*
Kit, crying: Please, stop-
Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Gabriel: Did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday?
Cecily: Sorry, I’ll return your wallet.
Gabriel: You stole my hea- wait, you did what?
Henry: You know, if things had gone differently in my life, I would have been a pilot.
Henry: Hey, what would happen if you turn the remote off and then back on real fast?
Jessamine: Yeah, you would have been a great pilot...
Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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