Tell Me, Would You Pack Up All You Bags, Stay True To North?

I'm in the closet so oof i feel ya

Homophobic things my parents have said to me, but make it inspirational quotes (TW)

haha I have trauma

What an absolute dork. Must be protected at all costs.

TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE BEST THING YOU'VE SEEN ALL WEEK, I DARE YOU

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Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends mom say as incorrect quotes 14/?

Mary: hello there, my little fertilized egg.

Sheldon: *frowns*

Mary: are you mad at me?

Sheldon: i am now

Please never do that!! My little sister has type 1 diabetes and this can get very sick from this!! DONT BE THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

Villanelle.

Character: *is literally twice my age*

Me: smol baby

Sane Person™: but—

Me: shhhh

Me: must protect my baby

I am 100% positive that Tackleberry from Police Academy is both a Boyle and a Schrute no, I take no constructive criticism

Rosa Diaz said the words "I love you" to five people:

Her mom

Her dad

Her dying grandpa

Adrian Pimento

And Amy Santiago.

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?

Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??

Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.

Yes, i too cant remeber how many times i was naked.

you’ve been naked more times than you can remeber