I Am A Friend To All Cats. Yes Even The Mean Ones. They Have Their Reasons.

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

love the genre of tumblr posts that start out "DESTROY THE MYTH THAT" followed by something you've never heard any human being say

the eternal struggle ...

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

major traffic incident

ripping grass out of the ground is therapy

demons do live inside computers but its mostly low-level ones like imps and shit, so its probably fine

one of the funniest things in stormlight archive is that alethi women would often write side notes while men dictated the accounts and be like ''....ah yes, he says that now but its not true ...here's what really happened....(haha what an idiot).." and nobody would tell the men.

like yeah if you're illiterate you should suffer you imbecile.

“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit