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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

major traffic incident

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

Scavengers Reign (2023)

Things going well is pretty nice and all but by god does it decimate your excuses. You'll be sleepy at work and be like "by god, I'm not even besieged by the horrors currently. I just need to go to bed earlier."

Not to be vague but not again please

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

Dalinar writing Oathbringer

Jasnah: Uncle, a good scholar always cites their sources, for the benefit of the reader and other scholars.

Dalinar:

Dalinar:

So I just finished Oathbringer

Shoutout to the Azish Singers for gaining sentience and then immediately leaving and suing their enslavers for backpay. Iconic behavior, they should’ve gotten it.

50 days until Stormlight 5 or whatever

one of the funniest things in stormlight archive is that alethi women would often write side notes while men dictated the accounts and be like ''....ah yes, he says that now but its not true ...here's what really happened....(haha what an idiot).." and nobody would tell the men.

like yeah if you're illiterate you should suffer you imbecile.

Took these from my shit posting TikTok, maybe they'll be better appreciated here

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

a guide to obsession

pray to your god that they may one day be yours

leave offerings of red wine and rotten cherries

rip their heart out and keep it safe in a bell jar

if they die, consume their decaying body so that they shall always be a part of you

alternately, you could taxidermy their corpse so that they can be born again.

"The Siege of Terra? Ah, that's nothing complicated. It's just one planet, compared to the whole Heresy leading up to it, that's nothing! Just read the books one after another, it's mostly linear. Two factions mashing into each other, no third party interference, on one planet in one system. How bad could that even get?"

Meanwhile the "Siege of Terra" Lexicanum page:

I can't wait to get to this in about 30 volumes or so because holy does this look like an absolute chaotic trainwreck - and that is just the Commanders!

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly